Okay.. I have been very busy studying the last few days... finally!!! (so busy that I haven't been able to do the two things that I like the most apart from blogging... Sleeping and yapping away on the phone!!) It was disturbing me a little that its been 10 days in May and I haven't posted a single thing on the blog. Suddenly, I was reminded of this chat conversation that makes me laugh everytime I read it!!! (gmail saves chats u see...)
So I thought, why not give everyone a laugh without having to actually spend time in coming up with something new!! So I've pasted the entire chat conversation (I've edited the typo errors!) that my sister had with one of my closest friends and he didn't even realise that it wasn't me!!!
My gmail password is saved in gtalk and whenever someone connects to the internet, I get logged on! So he thought it was me (poor guy was out of station in some place for some official work) and began chatting normally with my sister. This is how the conversation went...
Him: hey u there
Me: no m not here :p
Him: oye.. kya ho
Me: oye oye
kuch bhi toh nahi.....
Him: toh woh reply kya tha..
Me: kyun.. aisa lagta hai kya ki kuch hua hai?
Him: nahin toh..
bas aise hi..
Me: toh phir jab tujhe aise nahi lagta hai ki kuch hua hai toh kyun poocha ke kuch hua hai kya?
kya yaar tu bhi?
Him: ok.. ok..
so what are u doing.. where are u?
Me: yahi hoon.. aur kahan ho sakti hoon
what are u doing?
Him: nuthing much..
for my seniors
dinner ke liye
Me: r u really hungry?
Him: abey toh..
u know that i am out of station..
Me: then i dont think u shud wait for
seniors.. u shud go ahead n eat ur
after all pet pooja hi sabse badi pooja hoti hai
Him: no yaar..
if i go, i'll have to eat in some normal restau..
un logon ke saath acche hotel mein jaane milega..
Me: How chindi!
Me: bhook se zyaada status dekhta hai
Him: typical me..
Me: Oh My God... and u r proud of it...
Me: ew.. whatever
Him: aur bata..
Me: kya bataau?
Him: kuch bhi..
Me: tu bata..
Him: nuthing yaar..
i really am tired today..
Me: kyun ghooma?
Him: and the smell of the chemicals is really irritating me..
arey i am here for the physical verification right?
Me: why.. were u in the laboratory?
oh I see... did u smell liquor Ammonia?
Him: no but this is a chem manufacturing industry right..
Me: forget that did u smell Hydrogen Sulphide gas... smells like Kaayamchuran
can cause Bronchitis
Him: pata nahin..
but a mixture of all possible gases and chemicals man..
Me: what do u know then?
Him: kuch nahin...
i have to sleep and get fresh for tomorrow
Me: wow... for all u know u must be on
way to partial/ complete respiratory dysfunction ur
Him: he he..
Me: pretty soon u might be dead.. u might not even get to have that "expensive" dinner of urs with
Him: chup kar..
sabko ek din marna hai
Me: scientists say that Death is an essential component of Life...
...and he signed out after that... He asked me later why I was talking to him so weirdly and when I told him that it wasn't me, he didn't believe me! He thought I was using that as an excuse to hide my real feelings (I was supposed to be damn pissed at him during those days.. and he thought that was the reason I was cold during the chat and then blaming it on my sister...) I guess I should sit him down after exams and tell him the truth... AGAIN!!! :-p
Natasha and I still laugh over it!!